My Life in 44lbs

I have a weight problem. I ignored it for as long as I could, but I have to face facts. It’s time to shed some pounds and lighten my load.


Goal weight: 44lbs

Airplane companies have become notorious for their restrictions; however, I have found a company that tops them all. Air Transat only allows its passengers to check around 44lbs (20 kgs) worth of luggage. This presents quite a challenge since my shoes alone could fill that limit. Add that to the fact that I am packing for five months, three different seasons and unknown events/festivities and you’ll understand the weight of my problem.

Knowing full well that this challenge was going to require some strategic planning, I began experimenting. I used numerous different bags, suitcases, and backpacks; if I was only able to bring 44lbs worth of stuff, I wasn’t about to waste my weight on the bags themselves. I ended up using my pack and duffle bag and began strategically filling them with everything from sweaters to flip-flops.

As my weight escalated, I became increasingly obsessed with my scale. Every pound mattered. As I watched the numbers swell, I quickly learned the difference between needs and wants.

Underwear = need
Sexy heels = want
Jeans = need
Seven pairs = want

Though I spent four days sweating over my baggage, I just kept packing on the pounds. I finally managed to get my luggage to a solid 43.5lbs; however, meeting the requirement came with some major sacrifices. Not only did I have to surrender my “just in case” and “what if” outfits, I also had to check a little bit of my dignity. Airtransat may be immorally constricting, but I discovered a loophole. They can restrict my check in, they can limit my carry on, but they can’t control the clothing on my back. As a result of this revelation, on Sunday I will be wearing my heaviest jeans, a tank top, a sweater, a long sleeved shirt, a sweatshirt, my winter jacket,  a scarf, and my rain boots for the duration of my travels.

Thanks to Air Transat, my first introduction to England will be dressed as the Michelin Man.